A classic black comedy by Graham Lineham.
Directed by Jo Sterkenburg.

A sweet little old lady, alone in her house, is pitted against a gang of criminal misfits who will stop at nothing….

Posing as amateur musicians, Professor Marcus and his gang rent rooms in the lopsided house of sweet but strict Mrs Wilberforce.

The villains plot to involve her -unwittingly- in Marcus’ brilliantly conceived heist job.  The police are subsequently stumped. However, Mrs. Wilberforce becomes wise to the ruse and Marcus concludes that there is only one way to keep the old lady quiet.

With only her parrot -General Gordon – to help her, Mrs Wilberforce finds herself alone with five desperate men.

BUT who will be forced to face the music?

Featuring: Andy Markland, Shirley Toohey, Alan Kennedy, Tom Rees, Peter Neaves, Andrew O’Donnell, Patrick Ragan and Del Edwards.

> Media Release – click here

> Radio Interview – KCRFM 

> Radio Interview – Radio Fremantle – click here

REVIEWS: 

> Stage Whispers – click here
> Gordon the Optom – click here

A message from Harbour: Re Covid Requirements – From 29 April 2022 WA Government Covid requirements have ceased mask requirements and proof of vaccination to attend theatres. Whilst theatres do recommend mask-wearing, it is not a necessity. Theatres are now operating at 100% capacity.

Wheelchair & Companion Card holders please phone to make your booking.

Venue:  Camelot (indoor theatre)
16 Lochee St, Mosman Park  (indoor theatre)

Performance Dates: August 26, 27, 28*, 31, Sept 2, 3, 4*, 7, 9, 10, 11*
Seats A 1 – 4 and B 1 – 4 may have slightly restricted viewing of complete stage area.

Times:  All evening shows at 7.30pm, *except Sundays at 2pm,

Please arrive at the box office to check in
Bar:  Cash/Card
Intermission:  Tea, coffee, biscuits available – gold coin donation.
Raffle
Show program $2.50

Tickets: 
$25.50 Full, $23.50 Concession, $20.50 F/T Students,
Groups 10+ @ $20 each
Transaction fee applies

Book Online Here  or phone TAZ Tix on 9255 3336

Harbour Theatre reserves the right to adjust seating selected by patron to enable best seating practices.
(Seating will only be adjusted by 1)

Please Note:  Best online booking experience is by using the Google Chrome, Firefox or Microsoft Edge browsers.

Payment and Ticket Printing:   On completion of your booking you will receive a payment confirmation email from Paypal (secure payment gateway).
Payment is by visa, mastercard credit or debit card (select pay by card), or alternatively you can use your paypal account if you have one.
You will receive a second email from TicketThis which will contain a link that you can click if you choose to view / print tickets.
Any queries please call TAZ Tix on 9255 3336

At Harbour Theatre you do not need to print tickets. When you arrive at the theatre you need to check-in at the box office, as they need to know you’ve arrived. Your booking is under the name of the person who placed the booking and tickets have been prepared for you to collect on check-in.

CAMELOT KITCHEN:  Opens 6.30pm on Wednesday, Friday & Saturday nights.
You can enjoy a delicious pizza prior to the show from Camelot Kitchen if you pre-order.
Pizzas need to be pre-ordered online and collected between 6.30pm and 7pm.
Pizzas can not be taken into the theatre.
On arrival please inform the bar you have already ordered pizza so they can prepare your meal.
Order online here